Only in America
Dave Barry has entered the presidential race.
[He wants Keith Richards as his running mate...but then, who wouldn't?]
An excerpt from his first interview shows that he's already mastered the technique:
Q: Dave, if a duck eats then goes swimming does it get cramps?
Eddie, Edgewood, Md 6/19/07
A: I am not going to comment on any matter currently being reviewed by the Supreme Court.
Dave Barry 6/21/07
[HT: Adfreak ]