Monday, July 02, 2007

Cover Stories

The workplace is filled with convenient cover stories for those who would seek to avoid responsibility by pretending that they have taken appropriate action. Among them are:

Role: "I can see how you might assume that task is part of my job but it's not written in my job description."

Delegation: "I gave the assignment to Mary. Is it my fault that she didn't complete it?"

Paperwork: "I sent everyone a memo giving my expectations of their performance. That should have been enough."

Resources: I didn't have enough people and money to do everything and that's just one of several priorities that I had to ignore."

Research: "We didn't act because we didn't have all of the information."

Deadlines: "True, it didn't make sense to act at that point but we had a deadline to meet."

Authority: "No one told me to take initiative."

Widely Accepted Behavior: "Everyone else does it."

Worse Behavior: "My conduct isn't as bad as that of some other employees."

Results: "Who cares about process? We got the results that we wanted."

Trust: "Monitoring performance would have been a sign of distrust."

Loyalty: "My boss told me to do it."

Money: "I can't afford to lose my job."

Litigation: "Sure it's unethical but it will help us to avoid a lawsuit."

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