Friday, August 31, 2007

The Blame List: 30 Culprits

The following is a quick listing of people and institutions that may be frequent objects of blame in your life. Feel free to contribute additions or amendments.
  1. Your parents
  2. Your children
  3. Your spouse
  4. Your third grade teacher
  5. Your prom date or lack thereof
  6. Your neighbors
  7. Your co-workers
  8. Your boss
  9. Your computer
  10. Your hair or lack thereof
  11. Your weight
  12. Your car
  13. Global warming
  14. City Hall
  15. The president, prime minister, or chancellor
  16. The Saudis
  17. The church
  18. The Bossa Nova
  19. Lawyers
  20. Congress
  21. Judges
  22. Kids these days
  23. Detroit
  24. Washington, DC
  25. Hollywood
  26. Talk radio
  27. The Internet
  28. Carbs
  29. The infrastructure
  30. Steroids

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