Adfreak notes you can't even do the Grey Poupon joke anymore.
Gerard Baker on reports of a new messiah . [HT: Drudge Report]
Yoni Brenner, writing in The New Yorker, on 14 passive-aggressive appetizers.
Eccentric Employment has an ad for Monkey Caregiver but it has some conditions.
The Onion has just the right coffee mug for your weekly driving.