Heaven is where the police officers are British, the auto mechanics are German, the cooks are French, the lovers are Italian and the Swiss run everything. Hell is where the police officers are German, the auto mechanics are French, the cooks are British, the lovers are Swiss and the Italians run everything.
- Old European joke
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"In the Big Rock Candy Mountain the cops have wooden legs, the bulldogs all have rubber teeth and the hens lay soft-boiled eggs, the farmer's trees are full of fruit, the barns are full of hay... I wanna go where there ain't no snow in the Big Rock Candy Mountain."
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