Saturday, October 14, 2006

Free Ryan Stupples!

Some food police at a primary school in Britain have clamped down on a serious problem:

Ryan Stupples brought more than two snacks to school.

More details on this shocking transgression follow:

Ryan's lunch consisted of a sandwich, fruit, fromage frais, cake, mini cheese biscuits and a bottle of water. The cake and the biscuits broke the snack limit. They were discovered when a teacher checked his lunch box.

A teacher checked his lunch box? Now there's a job for a professional. They must have a lot of time on their hands.

Michael Stupples, 41, said: "What 10-year-old boy won't get upset when he's out of a dining hall in front of everyone and made to eat his lunch in the head teacher's office?"

You don't understand, Michael. Eating lunch with the head teacher is part of the punishment.

Malcolm Goddard, the headmaster, said: "We take healthy eating very seriously and everyone is aware of our new policies."

Well, if they aren't, humiliating a 10-year-old is a great way to get out the word.

[HT: newsvine ]


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