Thursday, November 30, 2006

Lileks Does Lantern

James Lileks must be preparing to teach a deconstructionist literature class on The Green Lantern.

Yes, his ward is on drugs. It's such a shock he doesn't even notice how someone shot a flare gun at the back of his head. Does anyone have a ward anymore? It was common in '71 for courts to award custody of minor boys to unrelated single men who run around at night in tights shooting criminals with arrows, but I think that’s changed. I blame judicial activists.

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