Who gets to sit? Who gets to stand?
Who is called by the first name? Who is given a title plus the last name?
Who carries a briefcase? Who has others to carry the paperwork?
Who orders the drafting of the document? Who has to write it?
Who visits? Who awaits?
Who has the corner office? Who has the cubicle?
Who has a wooden desk? Who has a metal one?
Who has a real plant? Who has a plastic one?
Who has a reserved parking place near the main entrance? Who walks in from the company lot?
Who gets the coffee? Who orders it?
Who is in short sleeves? Who is in long?
Who has a nameplate on the office door? Who has one on the shirt? Who needs neither?
Who has to shout to be heard? Who can murmur?