Sunday, June 10, 2007

Non Sequiturs

They charge a lot.

They must be good.

He drives an expensive car.

He must be wealthy.

She's eloquent.

She must know what she's talking about.

He's very friendly.

He must like us.

She has an impressive title.

She must be powerful.

He's patient.

He must be weak.

She's assertive.

She must be aggressive.

He defends himself.

He must be combative.

She's got several advanced degrees.

She must have common sense.

He grew up in the country.

He must be unsophisticated.

She comes from a wealthy family.

She must be a snob.

He fractures the English language.

He must be dumb.

The experts all agree.

It must be a wise course of action.

This is our best year ever.

Next year will be even better.

It's never happened before.

It will never happen.

This worked for me.

It will work for you.

It is a very cautious approach.

It is safe.

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