Bad Writing Contest
The results of the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest are in.
And the winner is:
Theirs was a New York love, a checkered taxi ride burning rubber, and like the city their passion was open 24/7, steam rising from their bodies like slick streets exhaling warm, moist, white breath through manhole covers stamped "Forged by DeLaney Bros., Piscataway, N.J."
[HT: Bob Fitch]