4 Reasons to Vote for McCain or Obama
Vote for John McCain so you can:
- See Keith Olbermann, Chris Matthews, and Andrew Sullivan become completely unhinged.
- Learn if there is anything to those rumors of an Incredible Hulk temper.
- Indulge all of those Boomers who dream that 72 is the new 52.
- Energize the "Hillary in 2012" campaign.
Vote for Barack Obama so you can:
- Have Joe Biden around for at least one comedy-filled term.
- Discover if experience matters as much for a president as it does for an administrative assistant.
- Watch the press corps cover The Second Coming.
- Smile as the anti-American European elites continue to be anti-American European elites.