4 Reasons to Vote for McCain or Obama

Vote for John McCain so you can:

1. See Keith Olbermann, Chris Matthews, and Andrew Sullivan become completely unhinged.
   
2. Learn if there is anything to those rumors of an Incredible Hulk temper.


3. Indulge all of those Boomers who dream that 72 is the new 52.


4. Energize the "Hillary in 2012" campaign.

Vote for Barack Obama so you can:

1. Have Joe Biden around for at least one comedy-filled term.


2. Discover if experience matters as much for a president as it does for an administrative assistant.
   
3. Watch the press corps cover The Second Coming.


4. Smile as the anti-American European elites continue to be anti-American European elites.