Rowan Manahan, who is a braver man than I, on why men are rarely depressed. Some samples:
All phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks and engines.
A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for even the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
Your underwear is €10.00 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.