Thank You for Your E-Mail Message
Thank you so much for the intriguing e-mail message.
You will receive a detailed response as soon as I [check one]:
- Understand why it was sent to me;
- Forward it to 12 other people;
- Retrieve it from the company's attorney once the harassment investigation has concluded;
- Decipher the jargon/abbreviations;
- Get rid of the attached virus;
- Develop a taste for coarse humor;
- Figure out a way to waste your time.