Friday, June 20, 2008

Thank You for Your E-Mail Message

Thank you so much for the intriguing e-mail message.

You will receive a detailed response as soon as I [check one]:

  • Understand why it was sent to me;

  • Forward it to 12 other people;

  • Retrieve it from the company's attorney once the harassment investigation has concluded;

  • Decipher the jargon/abbreviations;

  • Get rid of the attached virus;

  • Develop a taste for coarse humor;

  • Figure out a way to waste your time.

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