Thank You for Your E-Mail Message

Thank you so much for the intriguing e-mail message.

You will receive a detailed response as soon as I [check one]:

• Understand why it was sent to me;


• Forward it to 12 other people;


• Retrieve it from the company's attorney once the harassment investigation has concluded;


• Decipher the jargon/abbreviations;


• Get rid of the attached virus;


• Develop a taste for coarse humor;


• Figure out a way to waste your time.