Tuesday, November 22, 2011

Imaginary Advice

From a doctor:

"For God's sake, would you please throw out those worthless vegetables and start eating more meat? Begin the day with some bacon, grab a cheeseburger and chocolate shake for lunch, and track down some decent chicken-fried steak with plenty of gravy for dinner. Don't forget the pie. And while you're at it, burn those running shoes."

4 comments:

Bob said...

Now you've made me hungry and sad..........

Michael Wade said...

Bob,

Ha!

Michael

Anonymous said...

Wait,wait! There's a story behind this and you didn't tell it!!

Michael Wade said...

Only The Shadow knows.

Michael